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homwrecker:

when girls sneeze theyre vaginas clench up so now every time a girl sneezes im like i know what ur vagina just did

corrupted-teens:

Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk

nickturnal:

I like the middle of the gif where they all turn into distorted zombie cheerleaders

mootiness:

firony:

bombprince:

melonlordn:

ieatgokudera:

EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT STUFF FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME

How eyeronic

get off my post

You don’t have to lash out

these puns are far too cornea

wisteriafield:

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

suspend:

i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly

Good handjob tips:
  1. Put your mouth on it.

beautynumbertwo:

Britney Spears photographed by David LaChapelle for Rolling Stone, 1999